Saturday, April 14, 2012


What is with all the jumping in wedding photos?
Jumping for joy?
Jump from Van Halen?
Jumping the Broom?
That is a tradition of Gypsies and Africans.
And usually thru a door or threshold.

Masai grooms participate in a jumping competition to prove his true-warrior strength.

The whole jumping in a kilt seems a bit risky.
You know, nothing underneath.

I will jump if Fred takes me to Bimini.

Sick, sick, sick.

I am a chickenshit.
And I puke.

In a wedding gown?
Shop for months.
Diet like hell.
Spend way too much.
Then jump in a lake.
Maybe that is where the saying 'go jump in a lake' came from.

I like this.
Neat, orderly, all together now.

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