So, what is an appropriate dress in this situation?
'The situation' you say?
No, I am not getting married at the Jersey Shore.
Although they would make an interesting table at the reception.
But then so would the Hell's Angels.
Interesting, not enjoyable.
Well I did find a dress by Teri Jon at a local boutique, that is if they can order one in my size.
Triple what I had hoped to pay unfortunately BUT....this is actually a dress that could be worn again & again.
Holidays, a cruise, Paris, New York, etc..
The hints are for Fred.
It is sheath in shape, sort of boat neck which looks great on me, I thought beige but the website says platinum, cutwork style fabric with a scallop hem, with clear sequence and so much prettier than in the photo.
This is the very first dress that grabbed me and wouldn't let go.
If I eventually get tired of the sparkle I can clip the sequence off, if I get totally bored I can shorten it into a blouse.
See, simple and sophisticated.
Maybe a bit of a 'Mad Men' theme.
I should probably watch the show then.
That is not me in the photo.